Thursday, October 22, 2015

The Chatelaine's Apprentices

The Chatelaine of Storms is the powerful and fickle enchantress who rules Rastingdrung. Naturally she attracts to her court all manners of hangers-on, including individuals who would pry from her the secrets of her formidable art. Covetous of her station, she is stingy with such knowledge.  However, it is useful to her to have a number of such talented individuals at her beck and call, and she delights at the opportunity for intrigue and competition it provides. At any given time she thus maintains seven apprentices. They are arranged in a hierarchical order, each station above the next. Moving up the ladder comes with perquisites of the Chatelaine's time and knowledge, as well as the material benefits of comparatively luxury, esteem, and command. Needless to say, the apprentices are constantly scheming and backbiting. The ranking is nominally established by the high stakes public performance each apprentice gives at the annual Festival of Sybarites. But the order is subject to frequent alteration at the Chatelaine's whims. These are the Chatelaine's current apprentices, working upwards from the lowest station.

Mordrovo Master of Colored Vapors
Seventh Apprentice

Mordrovo is a thin and greying sorcerer who dresses in shabby clothes. His powers are feeble, limited mainly to spells involving his signature colored fogs. He affects a charming combination of deluded grandeur and abject self-pity. He resides in apartments above the stables. Mordrovo is the longest serving of the Chatelaine's apprentices.

Adriana the Eery Child Witch
Sixth Apprentice

Adriana appears to be no older than seven, and wears dresses with bows and ribbons. Her voice is that of a crone. She is served by her apprentice Valtropos, a pale and acerbic man who is also said to be her lover. She is an intelligent and capable practitioner who was the 2nd Apprentice until recently when she called into question the intelligence of the Chatelaine's doltish paramour. Now she resides nears the maids quarters over the palace kitchens. She hatches schemes to resume her lost position.

Fifth Apprentice

Spaldiv is thin and spindly, all angles and points, with a pasty face. He is served by his spectral familiar Athanasius, an ancestral spirit bound to him through rituals performed in his family tombs. He would have risen higher at the court, but he smells of the grave, and is attended by apparitions and ghostly events.

Fourth Apprentice

Bathsheba is a village witch. She claims to be possessed by the great Ghinorian sorceress Zashtassa, Queen of the Six Circles. No one would believe her except for the fact that on occasion and to her own surprise, she casts enchantments of a power vastly outstripping her meager education.

Third Apprentice

With the typical square draw and handsome profile of Tarantian nobility, Almurek is a strapping and muscled youth. He spends his days traveling in the wilds. He is said to speak the language of all beasts, and to know how to call the lesser winds. His familiar is a great white lion, which he rides into court to the delighted squeals of admiring maidens.

Second Apprentice

Mercurio has devoted his life to mastering the fickle and mysterious phantasmal force. None know his true true face, as his appearance is constantly changing. Seeming wonders travel constantly in his wake. Those at court have quickly learned that in his presence reality always lies behind a series of veils. He resides along with many curiosities in lush apartments near the Chatelaine's closest advisors, concealed by intricate illusions.

Albinus Valoris 
First Apprentice

Albinus is the Chatelaine's advisor and confident. He is a powerful and corrupt magus in his own right. He is said to delight in the summoning and enslavement of faeries, from whom he draws his power, and extracts many secrets. By his own choice, he inhabits carefully designed apartments near the palace dungeons, where he keeps his slaves close to hand in their dolorous prisons.

Friday, October 9, 2015

The Strange Rhythm of Playing Over G+ and Early D&D

I just finished DMing my third ever session of google+ (or any internet) d&d. I was rolling both encounter checks, and percentile chances that various creatures (people) would be in their lairs, and happened not to get very many encounters. This resulted in a large number of unoccupied rooms. I feel like in a face to face game, although this might be a little slow, you could sort of handle the rhythm of it in such a way that it wouldn't be a problem. But in Google+, somehow it doesn't really work. I noticed it even in my last game, where the players went through (only) four rooms without encounters, before moving into some pretty gonzo high action stuff and already it was like I felt like the thing was dragging before the action kicked in. 

Here's a theory. Here are some features of the game I was running, and also those I have played in on G+ (1) They are episodic in nature, in that there is no presumption that the same group will be present each time, even if there is a hoped for continuity. (2) Everything begins and ends outside the dungeon, for the same reason. (3) XP for gold. I like all these features a lot. They're perfect for playing D&D on google+. They also (self-consciously) mirror early D&D practices, e.g. in Gary's Greyhawk Campaign. 

I think these features partly explain some of the facts about rhythm. Take the episodic nature of the game. If I play in a session where some goal is worked towards without being achieved, that's disappointing because I might not play in the session where the payoff comes. Another part of it is, I think, the treasure for xp rule, again a classic. Like, if everything is being measured (goal-wise) in terms of the treasure haul, then there's huge pressure to have at least a whiff of a lot of treasure every time. 0 gold in a session = total failure. 

The weird thing is early D&D had all of these features,but also had lots of empty rooms and low key time. I think this might explain (in conjunction with the huge groups in early d&d, not so much replicated on G+) the otherwise baffling use of the "caller" who leads the group by saying what everyone does discussed in the DMG. I have trouble imagining that being fun if stuck to closely, but it would help handle the flow of the game, moving it much more quickly over multiple spaces where no action occurs so that more "success" could be had in each session. 

However, since I'm not interested in having a caller, I think this really will affect how I design dungeons. I'll aim for almost 0 dead space, and more planned encounters that are automatically triggered by moving into an area. This isn't exactly unfortunate, but it is unexpected. It also makes it hard to imagine designing living breathing dungeons with multiple factions cohabiting. So much for Red Nails.   

Monday, September 21, 2015

The Temple of Ulim and the Houri

The worship of Ulim is a strange, local cult, unique to Rastingdrung. It began a little more than a century ago. Religious practice at the time in Rastingdrung encompassed the usual polyglot stew of absolutely conflicting religious creeds, each backed by seeming miracles, deep coffers, and jealously guarded secrets. The strongest by far was the wholesome if tiresome faith of Mitra, the protectress, whose priestesses dispensed (mostly) justice from the white halls of their alabaster temple at the heart of Rastingdrung.

The Ulimite faith began, as they always do, with a prophet,one Albachus. A noble, he was sent in his youth to visit the City State of the Invincible Overlord to acquire culture and connections with other leading families of the Wilderlands. Previously a mild believer in Mitrian orthodoxy, over three nights he received The Ecstatic Visitations of the Shrouded Concubine, the strange herald of Ulim which speaks with a multitude of voices, the jagged harmony of which brings an agony of ecstasy, revealing visions of unknown appetites and hidden pleasures. Albachus was commanded to cast off his privilege and devote himself to Ulim, the one god and one true friend of humanity. He was to undergo a series of spiritual tests, plumbing the depths of desire. During his time in the city he traversed a series of perversities each more profound than the last, lying in gutters with child prostitutes, making an opium den of fresh tombs, and starving himself so that he might enjoy the succulent taste of human flesh.

When he returned to Rastingdrung he preached that all that was real was the satisfaction of mutable desire, the eternal moment of pleasure and joy. The human being, he taught, is a storehouse of slumbering appetites that wait only to be discovered and nurtured. Indeed, this is the true and never-ending work of humanity that has barely begun. All that stands in the way is the sense of disgust, and the unholy taboos, and restrictive laws propounded by the haters of humanity and their false gods. Armed with strange miracles and orgiastic rituals, he quickly developed a following, at first among beggars and lost souls, but soon among dissolute nobles and bored commoners.

This was too much, even for Rasingdrung. As the sect spread with alarming speed, Albachus and the early apostles were martyred by the authorities: Albachus was lowered feet first into acid; Saint Maurus was broken on the wheel and flayed; Saint Clebbard was covered in honey and consumed living by ants; Saint Balix was entombed alive, and gave birth to her twin daughters in a stone coffin beneath the earth, and so on. Such persecution served only to fan the flames of religious fervor and bestow a gory legitimacy on the Ulimites.

When the Chatelaine, then sorceress to the idiotic king of Rastingdrung, usurped the throne, she was naturally opposed by the ruling noble families and the religious authorities of Rastingdrung. She responded by elevating the Ulimite faith to the official state religion, handing over to the former temple of Mitra to them, and burning the rest of the temples. With the help of her newfound religious allies, she subjected her noble opponents to a series of show-trials for heresy.

Now the Temple of Ulim stands at the center of life in Rastingdrung. It is the one recognized and permitted faith of the city-state. Its priests, the Voluptuaries, dispense the many sacraments of Ulim to the population. It is said with only slight exaggeration that every pleasure is catered to at the Temple of Ulim for a price. Beneath the pleasure chambers where the ordinary sorts of prostitutes and drugged oblivion can be purchased, the so-called gaming rooms lie, where more adventuresome and costly experiences can be had. Beneath them further still lie the White Halls, the silent, padded dungeons presided over by the Scarlet Censors, the dreaded secret police of the Temple who watch with vigilance over the orthodoxy of the citizens. Although the Voluptuaries bristle under the yoke of the Chatelaine, and endlessly scheme, they continue to serve as her puppets, her eyes and ears in the city she has ruled for more than a century.

The Houri

Min Wis 9 Dex 12 Cha 12

The Voluptuaries purchase foreign girls and boys to serve as temple prostitutes from the constant stream of slavers who travel to hawk their human wares in Rastingdrung. They are raised to walk with grace the many paths of human desire, including the darker and less travelled byways. Many are trained in music and dance, and some are deeply studied in history, philosophy, and poetry so that they may serve as companions to scholars and aristocrats. Beyond their more obvious services, they serve as the eyes and the ears of the Voluptuaries, who in their maneuvering and constant surveillance crave a steady stream of information about the private lives of Rastingdrungers. Although they are slaves, and so officially outside of the hierarchy of the Church of Ulim, some win considerable power and independence through the influence of their patrons. Furthermore, all temple prostitutes are holy to Ulim, for whom the cultivation and uninhibited satisfaction of powerful appetite is a sacred duty. He shows his favor by touching a few, bestowing on them some of the miraculous powers of the Voluptuaries. These blessed few are also learned in the arts of subterfuge usual among the temple prostitute.

Note: (1) This class uses Chris Kutalik's nice B/X thief variant for its basis. See here for the details. (If you use the traditional thief than the Houri has the skills of a thief two levels lower.) It also takes inspiration from the Houri class in White Dwarf #13 and ESPECIALLY Jeff Talanian's and Colin Chapman's awesome Purloiner class for Astonishing Swordsmen and Sorcerers of Hyperborea, detailed in the AFS #4 (zine) available here.



Bonus Thief
Skill Levels

Cleric Spells

Backstab, Entrance
4, 400
1 - - - - - - -
2 - - - - - - -
2 1 - - - - - -
3 2 - - - - - -
3 2 1 - - - - -
3 3 2 - - - - -
3 3 2 1 - - - -
+2 hp
3 3 2 2 - - - -

Starting Thief Skills
Out of 1d6

Climb Walls
Pick Pockets
Find/Remove Traps
Hear Noise
Read Languages

The Houri may wear only studded leather or lighter. He may use any weapons.

Class Skills 

The Houri is unable to turn undead.

The Houri may use cleric scrolls, and magic items suited to thieves or clerics.

At first level the Houri may backstab as a thief.

At first level the Houri may employ his mystical abilities to entrance any subject that could conceivably be open to his charms with his beauty. This is a magical effect, and is not the result of a good come-on line. Affected subjects save vs. spells. If they fail, they are entranced and cannot act for 1d4 rounds. The effect is negated if they damaged.

At second level the Houri may employ his mystical abilities to beguile any subject that might ordinarily be open to his charms. This is a magical effect overcoming all other obstacles. Affected subjects save vs. spells. If they fail, they are hopelessly smitten and will act as though under a charm spell.

At ninth level the Houri may establish a salon. He will attract 1d6 Houri of 1st level, and a following of 1d6 1st level characters of diverse classes. They will love him, many quite literally, and treat him as their leader and comrade in mischief. There are, of course, limits to the honor of wantons.

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Ultan's Door

To the casual observer, it looks to be a normal day in Rastingdrung. As the long afternoon dwindles in the palace, manservants hurriedly polish the silver, while cooks sweat and curse, struggling to meet the Chatelaine of Storm's elaborate culinary demands. In the Temple of Ulim, church prostitutes ready themselves for another night of service in the pleasure chambers and gaming rooms above, while in the Silent Halls below, the Scarlet Censors draw up the newest list of proscribed activities intended to forestall the latest imagined heresies. Honest Rastingdrungers, lumberjacks and fishermen, return to the city, exhausted from a long day of toil, showing their black seals and matching their names to the rolls as they pass through Bishop's Gate. But amongst the city's less savory elements--criminals, poets, heretics, and thrill seeking scum--a whispered rumor has begun to spread. A printmaker named Ultan, while laying poison for rats in his shop just off the Square of Eidolons, is said to have come across a door under his stairs. Word has spread quietly that Ultan is charging 10 gold pieces a head for entrance, no questions asked.

This printmaker claims that this doorway was not there as recently as the previous day, and, even more implausibly, that it leads to the sewers of Zyan, the infamous floating city of Wishery. From reckless uncles or cruel nursemaids, all children learn the stories of Zyan, the city of porcelain abattoirs. They learn with remorse and fear about the sacrifice of naughty children to alien gods by its masked citizens, and with morbid curiosity about the deadly puppet shows of that strange city, ample sustenance to nurse their nightmares. Stories of a more fantastic and picaresque variety are shared over whiskey and bitter tea about the lush bowers of the inverted white jungle that dangles from the underside of Zyan, home to ferocious beasts, its thick foliage said to hide lost hanging temples, the lairs of seductive lamia.

If Ultan's claims prove true, such an opportunity come once in a lifetime. The last door appeared a century ago, surfacing incongruously on the oily waters of Lake Wooling. It remained open for only six months and a day, time enough for Garanax, then champion of the Chatelaine, to return from the dreamlands with a mated pair of the monstrous velvety Crows that serve now as mounts for her dread Storm Riders. Although neither a pioneer of esoteric pleasures nor pious observer of the sacraments, for his achievement he was sainted, over the clucking of the Priests. To this day the bright carvers fashion the effigy of Garanax, Saint of the Crows. At the Festival of the Sybarites, he is one of the most popular floats.

Saint Garanax 
Who knows how long the door will remain open this time? If you wish to pass through Ultan's door, I will be running a fortnightly game on G+, Friday nights from CDT 830pm-1130pm. We will be using Labyrinth Lord with the Advanced Edition Companion rules. New first level human characters only, 4d6 down the line. I will post some additional classes and house rules on this blog shortly. The game will be set in my Ruined Ghinor, which you can explore under that label on this blog, although you don't need to.

EDIT: The campaign now has a community page: Through Ultan's Door. All invites and campaign posting will happen there. Drop me a line on google+ and I will gladly send you an invitation to the community.

Sunday, September 13, 2015

To Where Have I Opened the Way?

In the magenta shadows of the Slumbering Dunes, the veil of reality is thin and easily torn. Here, the use of certain magics (summoning and spells affecting space and time, such as dimension door) risks tearing open a portal to elsewhere. The caster must immediately save vs. magic. If he succeeds, the spell goes off as normal. If he fails, then he has opened the way to one of the dimensions that presses against the dunes.

To Where Have I Opened the Way? (1d6)

1-2 Wishery
3-4 The Sightless Labyrinth
5-6 The Alkaline Wastes

The portal will remain open for 1d20 turns; during this time beings may pass freely in both direction. Creatures from beyond will be drawn to the strange energies of the portal. Check immediately and once every succeeding turn for a wandering monster.


At the point where the spell was to take effect, a tear sized drop of mirrored liquid appears, expanding rapidly into a massive torus. As it grows, the air becomes humid with an overpowering aroma of nutmeg and earthy decay. In the rippling surface of the torus the characters can see a jungle, apparently upside down as in a funhouse mirror. The dense foliage of the trees is alien in appearance, consisting of chalky branches with trembling white fronds, and thick milky vines. Land is nowhere in sight.  The characters look upon the lush white bowers of the inverted jungle that grows from the bottom of infamous Zyan, the floating city of porcelain abattoirs in the dreamlands. Its fertile and unwholesome growths are fed by the sewage and offal from the gutters of Zyan's countless abattoirs.

Encounters from Wishery (the Inverted Jungle) (1d6):

1. Guildsmen

These beings have descended through the sewers and undercity of Zyan into the depths of the inverted jungle to gather the massive fleshy polyps that can be found clinging to trees in the jungle's middle region. The polyps are of use in the elaborate and gory rituals of their Fleisch Guild. The guildsmen wear serene copper masks and lacquered armor, as well as the harnesses with which they are rappelling into the depths of the jungle. They are curious to see the meats and organs of living beings.   

1 Master Carver HD6 (24) AC4 Att: 2 serrated swords 1d8+4. Anyone struck must save vs. paralysis or be hobbled -2 to hit and 1/2 move by his expert incisions.
2 Journeyman Flayers HD3 (10) (11) AC6 Att: 1 viciously hooked polearm 1d12+2
4 Apprentice Salters HD1 (6) (5) (4) AC6 Att: weighted net (ensnare) or spear 1d6

2. Leopard Pythons

In the glow of the setting sun, the sated forms of these mighty hunters can be seen languidly draped around the branches and trunks of the jungle's dangling trees. When stirred to action by hunger or boredom, their roars echo throughout the jungle. Their powerful sinuous bodies can crush multiple prey, while their heads delivers fierce bites. They usually travel in mated pairs, as does this couple. 

2 Leopard Pythons HD5 (25) (28) AC4 Att: Bite 1d10+2 + Constriction (ensare or squeeze 1d8). The first successful constriction hit snares the victim who will in subsequent rounds take automatic squeezing damage until released. The Leopard Python may snare multiple targets, encircling a new target each round. 

3. Hypnogic Miasma 

Its shimmering, multi-hued surface drips and oozes from branches, coalescing into a surging wave of pseudopods. Within its gelid form, brain like organs are suspended, connected by shifting ganglia, along which colors flash. The Hypnogogic Miasma is the intelligent spore of the Indigo Tyrant fungus that infests the base of jungle trees. It has floated into the depths of the jungle seeking sentient beings to colonize with parasitic growths. Such infected beings are transformed into single-minded defenders of its mother's tree. They touch of the Hypnogogic Miasma's pseudopods induces a state between waking and dreaming, in which the mind is susceptible to phantasms and influence.

Hypnogogic Miasma HD7 (35) AC9 Att 2 pseudo pods 1d8+hypnogia. On a successful hit, the victim must save vs spells or suffer one of the following effects for 4 rounds (1d6): 1. Phantasmal Force 2. Mirror Image (as though cast on the Miasma)  3. Sleep 4. Confusion 5. Blindness 6. Command (attack friends). 

4. Plumed Reavers

Flocks of these winged humanoids may be seen flitting from tree to tree in the sparse and airy lowest levels of the jungle where they dwell. Their originally bright and colorful plumage is stained and mangy from constant exposure to the jungle's offal rains. Curious and cruel by turns, they delight in barter and inflicting suffering. This group has made its way up through the jungle to trade with the hanging merchants of Zyan in their dangling wicker pagodas. They are laden with rare specimens and herbs that they hope to exchange for baubles and slaves to torment.

6 Plumed Reavers HD2 (3) (3) (4) (5) (6) (8) AC6 Dam spear 1d6 or blowgun 1d4 sv. poison 

5. Vothak 

These pale, leathery horrors are the offspring of Martian nightmares. These eyeless hunters are well suited to their inverted home. Their sucker covered feat allow them to climb any surface, and they are comfortable in any orientation. They move with a brutal speed, and attack with four razor sharp claws. Most terrible of all is the bite of their massive maw, filled with needle like teeth. They appetite is limitless and they strike without mercy. Only a superior show of force can turn them aside from chosen prey.

Vothak HD11 (45) AC1 Att 4 claws 1d8 1 bite 1d12 + swallow. If the bite hits by 4 more than needed, the Vothak will swallow his target and immediately retreat through the portal. Anyone ingested takes 3d12 damage per round, but may attack and does not need to roll to hit.

6. Chittering Masons

These intelligent arachnids are subtle builders. Their services are valued in Zyan above, where they serve many of the Guildhouses on lucrative terms. In the inverted jungle, they produce vast multi-level warrens integrated with the trees across swathes of the jungle. The finished products are flowing, inverted towers ending in sharp spires, interconnected by tubular passageways that extend in every direction. Their wants and moods are hard for humans to understand. They have an overwhelming urge to fondle with their long small hands anything beautiful or finely crafted. It is impossible for a human to master their horrible chittering language, but a few of them do speak a giddy and broken common tongue. In combat they use their many arms to grapple and immobilize their foes, so they can deliver a bite containing a paralysis inducing poison.

4 Chittering Masons HD3 (7) (11) (16) AC4 Dam: 1 Grapple + 1 Bite 1d6+poison. A successful grapple can disarm, immbolize, or choke 1d4.

The Sightless Labyrinth

The area immediately darkens to a dim twilight. Towards the point where the spell was to take effect, everything becomes white on black as in the negative of a photograph. At the center of the darkness, a cramped corridor of elaborately worked stone, thick with grotesques and geometrical shapes, stretches into the distance. Looking down the corridor, one can see that it opens onto a set of stairs leading down into an unimaginably vast space filled with terraces and arcades, and enormous screaming statues. This is the Sightless Labyrinth. It endless dark twisting corridors, cramped apartments, ante-chambers, dizzying staircases, and porticoes open onto architectures too vast for the human mind to comprehend. It fills the entire space between worlds. Although it is used by a few powerful wizards as a medium of transportation, for most stranded here it is a hell from which they cannot escape.

The Sightless Labyrinth is in a state of endless religious war. The numerous factions divide along theological lines in their shared byzantine alien faith. The sects fight an endless guerilla war, chamber by chamber, staircase by staircase. For each point of orthodoxy there are dozens of heresies. Strangers who find themselves stranded in the Sightless Labyrinth must quickly acquire theological scruples and facility with the texts, for all sides agree on this alone: there is open season on neutrals for whom are reserved the most gruesome sacrifices to their demon lords.

Encounters from the Sightless Labyrinth (1d6):

 1. Still Prelates

Traditional Still Prelate

Still Prelates are gaunt figures. In the place of a face, a manuscript is set, supported by an elaborate iron cage drilled into their skull. They are silent and malicious figures, who revel in pain and suffering. When they cast spells, their manuscript flips open to the relevant page, and the runes inscribed thereupon glow green. Should they be slain, the manuscript may be extracted from their head. To master the spells one must risk ones sanity, for they are interwoven with a dense and alien theological treatise. The Still Prelates' theology hold that the Ebon Ziggurat was never desecrated. Thus, alone among the sects of the Labyrinth, their worship still focuses on the portion of the Puzzle Scrolls that describe the blood sacrifices performed within its blackened chambers. There is a splinter faction that goes further and rejects as well the authority of the Scribes who later interpreted the Puzzle Scrolls. This faction has been exiled from the Ebon Ziggurat and seeks to regain it at all costs. 

Member of the Splinter Faction

1 Still Prelate HD7 (36) AC2 Att: by spell. Spells memorized: Darkness 15' radius (x2), Cause Fear, Silence 15' Radius, Hold Person, Blindness (x2), Dispel Magic, Insect Plague, Monster Summoning II (summons 1d6 Compass Worms--see below).

2. Vorpal Swine
These entities are summoned for use as siege weapons to break the barricades and seals of enemies, and reap slaughter behind their lines. Often they are imprisoned as tightly curled balls within glass globes that can be thrown up to 60', uncurling on impact into a screaming farrago of limbs and pure hatred. As often as not, the Swine Toads succeed only too well, nesting in halls and apartments that they were supposed to clear, and hunting any who encroach on their territory. The Vorpal Swine moves with a ferocious speed, and can travel across and up any surface, using its suckered limbs. 

1 Vorpal Swine HD8 (45) AC5 Att 4 smash 2d6

3. Charnel Paladins

The Charnel Paladins are colonies of worm like creatures, bound together and raised to consciousness by the occult armor that serves as their shell. They feed on the flesh of their fallen foes by opening hinged apertures in their armor, allowing the surging worms within to lap at putrefying flesh. They are feared in battle for their relentless courage and the power of their alchemical suits. They are servants of the Lambent Lords who manufacture their armor and are responsible for uniting them into consciousness. They follow the tenets of their masters who rigorously interpret all of the laws of the Puzzle Scrolls through the byzantine tractates that concern property and possession. (Their contracts are legendary.) There is, however, a small group of heretical Paladins who have forsaken the Lambent Lords. Through orgiastic sabbaths they seek to recreate the experience in the garden before the Priapic Mother disgorged the Sightless Labyrinth from her star maw, when everything was one and the division between mine and yours was unknown. Travelers sometimes stumble upon their alchemical shells, standing empty in a ring, as their occupants mingle, forsaking consciousness and individuality to couple and feast in a huge surging mass of worm flesh in the ring's center.  

4 Charnel Paladins HD6 AC-2 Att Alchemical Blade 1d10+2 Special: Whenever the suit is damaged in melee, the worms within surge from the crack striking at the attacker as HD2 creatures doing 1d6. 

4. Compass Worms

Compass Worms are five feet in length. Their otherwise featureless head ends in a maw ringed by sharp teeth. They are filled with a hatred of sapient life and an uncontrollable lust for blood. Native to the Sightless Labyrinth, they have an unerring sense of direction, and potent alien senses that allow the worm to “see” in darkness, and detect invisible or hidden creatures. Compass Worms are valued for their frightful force as guardians, and also by all those sorcerers who have reason to tread in twisting labyrinths or the dark places beneath the earth. 

1d8 Compass Worms HD3+1 AC6 Att 1 bite 2d4+1 + blood frenzy. As soon as any of the worms tastes blood (does damage), all worms in a 30' radius enter a wild, thrashing frenzy, receiving an additional attack per round.

5. Hidden Acolytes

The Hidden Acolytes hold that the Prism Messiah of the Fourth Puzzle Scroll has returned and that the Sightless Labyrinth has already been transformed into the Kingdom of the Spectrum promised to the faithful. For this reason, the laws of the Puzzle Scrolls are void, pertaining as they do to the past epoch. To demonstrate this profound truth, they gather in secret to systematically break each and every of the Scroll's innumerable laws. As it turns out, their broken and crooked rituals have opened the way for another sphere of demons to enter the Labyrinth. These powerful and horrific entities aid the Hidden Acolytes in their cause. In order to spread their secret faith, they have conferred on the acolytes a living death that makes their flesh malleable, able to assume the face and appearance of any humanoid. They use this power to insinuate themselves into other factions and slowly win converts to their antinomian creed. 

HD3 AC7 Att Longsword 1d8 Special: ESP, Alter Self, only harmed by magic or silver weapons. The Hidden Acolytes will assume the form of people known to the party and attempt to join them in order to persuade to the cause.  

6. Sacrifice Chattel

The Sacrifice Chattel once belonged to a race of great starfarers, traveling between the many suns in colossal organic ships with spiraled shells. The ship of this group was lost to the labyrinth in a cataclysmic engineering failure. Captured by the Lambent Lords, the crew was bred and trained into submission over countless generations. In the possessive parlance of their masters, the Sacrifice Chattel are those for whom nothing is mine and everything is yours. They thus do not refer to themselves with the first person nominative, but rather the third person possessive. Among them a passive faith has spread. According to this creed, the desecration of the Black Ziggurat was a predestined and holy event. By destroying its physical form the Desecrator liberated its spiritual essence, which now exists in the form of the Inner Ziggurat carried within each and every sentient being. Unlike the body that houses it, the Inner Ziggurat cannot be harmed, and by its possession everyone, no matter their lot in life, is now spiritually speaking, a member of the caste of Ziggurat Born. 

2d6 Sacrifice Chattel HD2+1 AC8 Att will not attack. The chattel will immediately attempt to enslave themselves to the party.  

The Alkaline Wastes

A thin glowing vertical line appears in the air, running from the ground to about ten feet in height. Reality folds back, bunching up on either side, as though the world was a curtain being whisked aside. A gust of cold wind blows, accompanied by an unpleasant metallic taste at the back of the mouth. In the opening, a bleak snowy landscape sits beneath a lavender sky in which hang six black moons. In the distance, the plain ends in what appear to be cyclopean cliffs of a metallic hue, streaked by brown rust. Strange growths spring from rocky outcroppings, a mix of impossible forms, the organic blending with the mechanical. These are the Alkaline Wastes.

The environment of the Alkaline Wastes is difficult for man, a constant chemical winter of acid snows, and corrosive winds. The wastes are the forlorn home of the inimical Archivists who broke great Ghinor and ruled the sons of men for more than two centuries. The wastes all but forgotten in Ruined Ghinor, except to the few Waywatchers who keep dedicated watch over the sealed portals, the locations of which they hide at all costs. While the empire of the Archivists exercises nominal dominion over the entirety of these dreary wastes, in truth they shelter in their cities, sinking ever deeper into their quixotic and obsessive inquires. Beyond their walls, strange things shuffle among the ruins of past empires and abandoned projects.

Encounters from the Alkaline Wastes (1d6):

1. Tube Lich

In the vast battlefields of the long forgotten wars of the Alkaline Wastes, strange weapons and fortifications lie corroding, buried along with the dead in drifts of chemical snow. The leakage and mingling of degraded materials and bio-occult effluvia sometimes give rise to necromechanical sumps out of which shamble the war dead. Tube Liches are pilot entities that have managed to free themselves from the apparatuses in which they were lodged, pulling with them the tubing and circuitry that is embedded in their flesh. Depending on how much hardware they manage to take with them, they can be quite a potent force. Often they are deranged, continuing to fight a war centuries old against enemies long perished.

3 Tube Liches HD4 (17) (21) AC2 Att: Ancient Blade 1d8+1 Special: Flickering shield barrier absorbs the first 2 points of damage from every attack.
1 Tube Lich HD4 (20) AC2 Att: Ancient Blade 1d8+1 Special: electrified, anyone striking the Tube Lich with a metal weapon must save vs. breath weapon or take 1d10 damage.
1 Tube Lich HD4 (14) AC2 Att: Cannon 3d6 save vs. breath weapon for half.    

2. Rust Mantis

The ruins of the Alchemical Wastes sustain many scavengers. The foul Rust Mantis are intelligent insect men who feed on feed on a mixture of rusting metal and flesh. Their chitin is streaked with brown and verdigris, dusted with frost. Their bite is quite painful, for their saliva carries a corrosive acid that eats through metal. (They are also bearers of many diseases, especially acute tetnis.) If a party appears weak, they will advance covetously towards any of them wearing metal. On a strong showing of force, they are likely to scatter and search for easier prey. 

2d6 Rust Mantis' HD2 AC4 Attk 2 claws 1d6 + 1 bite 2d6

3. Jade Hounds

Two humans, their bodies covered in chemical burns and frost bite, shamble desperately forward. They are the descendants of the slave population of humans imported in great numbers to the Alkaline Wastes during the Arhcivists' terrestrial dominion. Having extricated themselves from their bulb-headed conditioning units and planned a daring escape, they are being hunted by the Archivist's terrible Jade Hounds. The Hounds hunt by tracing the psycho-emotional imprint of their prey. (They can literally smell fear.) The Archivists are watching through the eyes of the hounds and will learn about the rift (and PCs) through the ensuing altercation. 

Davos (human) HD3 AC8 Att: Vibro Whip 1d6+2
Mirval (human) HD1 AC9 Att: Sword 1d8
6 Jade Hounds HD4 AC3 Att: Bite 1d8+2 or Psychic Howl (once per day) everyone within 60' must save vs. spells or be stunned for 1d10 rounds

4. Rime Slug

The Spatter Lakes are frozen bodies of water that dot their Alkaline Wastes, their crystalized surfaces shiny in refractory and oily hues. They are fed underneath by deep chemical cenotaphs filled with strange life. The Rime Slugs travel from these depths to the surface of the wastes during the stages of development where they are filled with a deep mewling hunger. They are capable of boring through snow and ice, and constricting their great bodies to fit through small fissures in rocks. 

1 Rime Slug HD8 (48) AC7 Att: Bite 1d12 or breath weapon. Special: twice per day can breath a 60' cone of acidic frost 4d6 save vs. breath weapon for half.

5. Vaxian Rebels

Former slaves of the Archivists, the Vaxians are the greatest mapmakers in the many worlds. For their masters they composed wondrous and diverse maps: familiar but masterfully executed: spherical projections, isometric maps, strings of absolute coordinates; others charted wholly new regions: the lozenge maps of neuro-emotional states, or the rhizomatic displays of the transworld manifestations of organisms; and some were fascinating novelties, such as the four dimensional colored light maps representing the movement of teeming insects within a hive. Through subtle mapping errors, introduced over decades, the Vaxians precipitated a dimensional catastrophy for their masters. During the ensuing mayhem, most Vaxians escaped through carefully planned routes into other planes. A small fanatical group has remained behind to conduct a doomed guerrilla war against their former masters. Hailing from a conquered jungle world, their bodies have been altered to survive in the endless chemical winter of the Alkaline Wastes. They are skilled warriors, and relentless in their struggle. 

1 Commander HD4 (15) AC2 Att: Stun rod (10 charges) save vs. paralysis
6 Troops HD2 (7) AC4 Att: Blaster (6 charges) 1d8 or Vibro Knife 1d8

6. Hermit Beasts

The Alkaline Wastes is home to a variety of organism that have adopted the method of the terrestrial hermit crab, integrating themselves into armored shells composed of the detritus of the waste. In many cases, their nervous systems are able to breathe a second life into the machinery of their shell, nerve fibers connecting with circuit boards, the bio-electrical current providing a new power sources. 

1 Turbine Lobster HD6 (30) AC2 Att 2 Claws 1d8+4 Special: 2 times a day can activate its turbine shell. This either pushes everyone back, save vs. breath weapon or go tumbling 60' backwards (1d6 damage), or draws them into the blades, save vs. breath weapon or take 3d6 damage.